She's got betty davis eyes. (;
Snoooooop...

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

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frerardfuck:

netflix doesn’t care if you showered or not

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onionsombrero:

If you drive a car and say you’ve never said/thought this, you are a liar.

aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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rainbowsparklekittens:

REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

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fuckingcuddle:

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Things You Didn’t Know about Lesbian Sex
chimpansies:

IVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES